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Whatever happened with this marriage proposal and how did ya get more arrows?
Clyde

It is with a bent knee that I kneel before you, Linda "Earthworm" Patton, 
to ask for your hand in marriage. With the AT-L, and AT-L Digesters, as 
my witness, I promise to make you one of the happiest 10 women in 
America, with re-evaluation done every quarter, on the first of the month 
nearest the actual date of our vows. Your average happiness should fall 
no lower than that of the average of woman number 8 and woman number 3. 
If, in fact, your level of happiness decreases to a point that it falls 
below the above mentioned happiness, measures will be taken to insure 
your happiness level is sufficient, or all other vows become non-binding. 
(This excludes any 'happiness' figures brought forth by Madonna). It is 
with great anticipation that I wait for your response. If I do not hear 
an affirmative from you by 8 a.m. EDT on 5/4/99, then I will assume, with 
a heavy heart, that the answer is 'no'. I am certain that, in that case, 
we can still remain friends. (Mike Henderson, will you be my second-best 
man?)

Waiting with a quiver and no arrows...
-- 
Felix J. McGillicuddy
ME-->GA '98
"Your Move"


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From: Felix J <AThiker at smithville.net> 

> Well, here's the latest scuttlebutt. It appears that Pilot and I are 
> getting married. And, it has very little to do with Hank, her dog, 
> vomiting or not vomiting while in transit to mi casa. Probably only 20% 
> to do with that. Maybe 25%. Anyway...no date or location has been 
> determined just yet. We're thinking and hoping we'll be able to do an AT 
> wedding...possibly Massie Gap, or some such. Perhaps on the Blue Ridge 
> Parkway somewheres. I'll keep you abreast, if you'd like. (Mmmmm...a 
> breast....) 
> 
> -- 
> Felix J. McGillicuddy 
> ME-->GA '98 
> "Your Move" 
> ALT '03 KT '03 
> http://Felixhikes.tripod.com/ 
> 
> 
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