[at-l] Attention Pack Sniffers

[JJJ]

That's quite an offer.  Would you charge extra to roll around in the mud with the pack on?  
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Mike Cunningham 
  To: AT List ; pct list 
  Sent: Monday, November 09, 2009 11:02 AM
  Subject: [at-l] Attention Pack Sniffers


        Packsniffer:

         

        You know who you are. You have a problem. You have all of this neat gear & it has never been used!

        Well, I have a solution for you. Send me your pack & I will use it, then send it back to you & if you ever actually go on a hike, you will no longer have a new pack that everyone will comment on, but used equipment that will fit in with everyone else’s equipment. You supply the pack, I will put my stuff in it.

         

        You pay postage both ways. The following rates apply.

         

        Normal lunchtime walk: About 1 ½ miles, half along the Norwalk River & about ¼ mile off pavement. $2

        Other lunchtime hike: Entirely on trail, about 1 mile, 3 hills and a nice little pond  $4.

        Weekend Dayhike: 5 or more miles $8.

        Weekend Day Hike: 10 or more miles, $15

        Weekend Day hike: 15 or more  miles, $20

        Weekend backpack: 10 or more miles: $25

        Weekend Backpack: 20 or more miles: $35

        Any of these weekend hikes on the Appalachian Trail, add $5.

        Any of these hikes in rain or snow add $10.

         

        Oh, you have a tent that’s never been used either? I will set it up in my back yard for $5, each additional night $1. If you want me to actually sleep in it additional $5 per night. Not responsible for damage from the neighborhood deer, raccoons, possums, skunks, squirrels, or feral cats.

        Send your money order to the Hikermiker Retirement Fund
       




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