[pct-l] Trailtown Saloon Conversation

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If you listen carefully at your  local hiker saloon, you will hear some 
interesting hiker babe  conversations. 
First Hiker: “You have two  choices in life: You can stay single and be 
miserable, or get married and wish  you were dead.” 
Second Hiker: “Say, aren't you  wearing your wedding ring on the wrong 
finger?" 
First  Hiker: "Yes, I am.  I married the  wrong man." 
Second Hiker: “Well, I recently  inserted an ad in the classifieds that said, 
--Husband-Trail Partner  Wanted--.  In the next week I got  hundreds of 
letters that all said the same thing.  --You can have  mine.--" 
First Hiker: “Well, I think when  a woman steals your husband, there is no 
better revenge than to let her keep  him.” 
Second Hiker: “I was always told  that a woman is incomplete until she is 
married.  And then she is finished.  I never knew what real happiness was  until 
I got married the first time, and by then, it was too  late." 
Switchback the Trail Pirate:  “Excuse me ladies, but I could not help 
overhearing your conversations.  My trailname is Switchback and one of my  trail 
buddies asked me how much it cost to get married.  I told him that no husband 
really knows  that answer, since they are still paying." 
First Hiker: “Yes, I have heard  of you.  Just think, mister Trail  Pirate, 
if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had  no 
faults at all.” 
Switchback: “Well, my wife is an  angel!"
Trail Buddy sitting next to Switchback: “You're lucky.  Mine's still  alive." 
Second Hiker: “I believe in what  Katherine Hepburn said when asked why she 
did not get married, “Why should I  trade the admiration of many men for the 
criticism of one  man?” 
Switchback: “I’ll drink to  that.”