[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Reinhold Metzger]

Craig,
any loss of warmth could easily be compensated for by wearing panty hose
under the kilt.
As you probably know Joe Namath, the former New York Jets Hall of  Fame
quarterback, used   that technique.
I don't know if you are a low rider or how low you are slung, but will you
just let everything swing       in the breeze or will you be wearing
panties...oops...I mean underwear or use some other form       of suspension
system so as not to impede ventilation yet keep things above the hem line.
I know this could become quiet a tricky and complicated engineering problem,
but well worth the effort if it does not impede the ventilation like panties
or underwear would because that, I believe,
is why you are considering the kilt in the first place.
Keep us tuned if you encounter difficulties solving this complex suspension
engineering problem.

JMT Reinhold
Sr. Suspension Engineer

----- Original Message -----
From: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>; <Hiker97 at aol.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 3:44 AM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE


> Shaving my legs? What a preposterous thought, why on earth would I
> give way the extra degree of warmth the fuzz gives me. And besides,
> do you think any of the ladies will have spare Veet? I shall be going
> for a slightly-above-the-knee skirt kilt, enough to keep "the boys"
> safely away, but not enough to shorten my stride.
>
>
> ~Craig
>
> On 3/04/2007, at 9:33 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>
> > Craig,
> > Does that mean you will be wearing an ankle length kilt, or does
> > that mean
> > you will be shaving your legs?
> > If you will only be shaving your legs remember to keep your legs
> > crossed at
> > all times and do not bend over whenever somebody is within close
> > proximity....this is for your own safety and so you don't wind up
> > in the
> > center fold like Burt Reynolds.
> >
> > JMT Reinhold
> > Recreational safety consultant
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
> > To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
> > Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>; <Hiker97 at aol.com>
> > Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 1:58 AM
> > Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE
> >
> >
> >> Now Reinhold I must object. I am considering the kilt option, being
> >> of open mind and brave soul I think the benefits maybe worth the less
> >> than orthodox approach to male unbifucated garments. I'm not one to
> >> take advantage of the situation though. I may let some one share a
> >> snickers bar with me, I may even let them cook me some dinner, but
> >> I'll be darned if they're going to be discovering my hairy legs.
> >>
> >> I'm putting in a write in vote
> >>
> >> (X)  With a kilt, everyday is free-ball-Friday!
>