[pct-l] New Trail Gear - The JMT mobile hiker

[Reinhold Metzger]

TORTOISE,
No problem....the JMT Mobile will be equipped with spare tires and pump 
and the refrigerator with the beer will be pad locked.

JMT Reinhold
Your cruising trail companion

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Tortoise wrote:
> And one of us will sneak up and let the air out of your tires when you 
> are miles from the nearest road.
>
> Then since AAA won't come to rescue you and you will be so out of 
> shape from all that riding, you'll suffer straggling back.  Meanwhile 
> other hikers will assist you by drinking all your beer and eating all 
> your food.
>
> Reinhold, I think you had better think some more about this plan.
>
> Tortoise
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> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> You guys can drag the M.U.L.E.down the trail if you want, not 
>> me.....I'm going in luxury.....in the JMT mobile hiker, a  motorized 
>> 4 wheel drive wheelchair equipped  with snow tires, positive 
>> traction, speed control, auto-pilot, shade canopy, refrig. and fold 
>> out love seat.
>>
>> All the good looking hiker chicks will be standing with their thumbs 
>> out, when they see me coming down the trail, hoping I will stop and 
>> give them a ride  (we need more good looking hiker chicks on the 
>> trail....heaven knows we have enough homely looking hiker dudes on 
>> the trail).
>>
>> I will be the envy of all the guys, zooming down the trail, 2-3 
>> chicks by my side, guzzling beer and munching Snicker bars  while the 
>> rest of the guys will be struggling up the  hills, hot & sweaty, 
>> sucking wind  and begging for water
>> If you smile as I zoom by, I will toss you a beer, if you  don't 
>> smile  I will spin  my wheels and leave you in a cloud dust.
>>
>> Yes, I am so exited about this I can barely wait till kick-off.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> The ruffing in luxury  adventurer
>>
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>> SWITCHBACK WROTE:..........T he  M.U.L.E.   will be for some of the 
>> senior folks............
>>
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>> TORTOISE WROTE................I'm waiting for you to give it a good 
>> field test............
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>> JIM WROTE.........................you could just take a real mule 
>> instead.............................
>>
>> G L WROTE........................I was happy to get the information 
>> re: The M.U.L.E....most interesting
>>
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