[pct-l] New Trail Gear - The JMT mobile hiker

[Tortoise]

I know the thru hikers as well as us section hikers are a 
resourceful lot. especially when there's beer to be had far 
from the trailhead.

There's only one of you, even if you are a Marine. And there 
are lots of us including some Marines.

Tortoise

<> He who finishes last, wins! <>


Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> TORTOISE,
> No problem....the JMT Mobile will be equipped with spare tires and pump 
> and the refrigerator with the beer will be pad locked.
> 
> JMT Reinhold
> Your cruising trail companion
> 
> -------------------------------------------------------
> 
> 
> Tortoise wrote:
>> And one of us will sneak up and let the air out of your tires when you 
>> are miles from the nearest road.
>>
>> Then since AAA won't come to rescue you and you will be so out of 
>> shape from all that riding, you'll suffer straggling back.  Meanwhile 
>> other hikers will assist you by drinking all your beer and eating all 
>> your food.
>>
>> Reinhold, I think you had better think some more about this plan.
>>
>> Tortoise
> -----------------------------------------------------------
>> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>>> You guys can drag the M.U.L.E.down the trail if you want, not 
>>> me.....I'm going in luxury.....in the JMT mobile hiker, a  motorized 
>>> 4 wheel drive wheelchair equipped  with snow tires, positive 
>>> traction, speed control, auto-pilot, shade canopy, refrig. and fold 
>>> out love seat.
>>>
>>> All the good looking hiker chicks will be standing with their thumbs 
>>> out, when they see me coming down the trail, hoping I will stop and 
>>> give them a ride  (we need more good looking hiker chicks on the 
>>> trail....heaven knows we have enough homely looking hiker dudes on 
>>> the trail).
>>>
>>> I will be the envy of all the guys, zooming down the trail, 2-3 
>>> chicks by my side, guzzling beer and munching Snicker bars  while the 
>>> rest of the guys will be struggling up the  hills, hot & sweaty, 
>>> sucking wind  and begging for water
>>> If you smile as I zoom by, I will toss you a beer, if you  don't 
>>> smile  I will spin  my wheels and leave you in a cloud dust.
>>>
>>> Yes, I am so exited about this I can barely wait till kick-off.
>>>
>>> JMT Reinhold
>>> The ruffing in luxury  adventurer
>>>
>>> -----------------------------------------
>>>
>>> SWITCHBACK WROTE:..........T he  M.U.L.E.   will be for some of the 
>>> senior folks............
>>>
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>
>>> TORTOISE WROTE................I'm waiting for you to give it a good 
>>> field test............
>>>
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>
>>> JIM WROTE.........................you could just take a real mule 
>>> instead.............................
>>>
>>> G L WROTE........................I was happy to get the information 
>>> re: The M.U.L.E....most interesting
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>  
>>>
>>> _
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