[pct-l] PCTA Trail Fest Speaker Invitation
Hiker97 at aol.com
Hiker97 at aol.com
Sat Feb 10 11:44:29 CST 2007
All this talk about the upcoming PCTA event got me thinking......again. I
am now publicly volunteering to be on the program at the 2008 Trail Fest if it
is at the Mission Inn in Riverside, CA. I want to be in Gallery Room again
like the last time.
The topic of my talk will be, "How to have maximum Goof Off on your PCT hike
and other fun hiking things to do."
Marketing hype: "Learn from the Trail Pirate, Switchback, the first person
to declare for the PCT Yo-Yo-Yo. Learn from the inventor of SuperSecrets of
Backpacking the trail tricks you need to know for a quality hike."
Just a short list of presentation topics:
-- How to maximize your trail angel encounter.
-- Where are the best trailtown saloons and what to do.
-- How to get your trail partner to carry more community gear than you do.
-- Secrets on how to enhance your spittoon spitting techniques.
-- How to win the Pancake Challenge.
-- How to sleep with your gear when taking a Zero Day.
-- How to find a gourmet cook trail partner.
-- How to bust the chops of other hikers with your lighter gear.
-- Slack packing when no one is around.
-- How to set hiking records without setting them.
-- Terminator female leadership types' defenses and countermeasures.
-- How to talk and look like a backpacker without hiking.
-- Arm chair hiking techniques and procedures.
-- Mojave Red beer and other fine drinks for the trail.
-- How to out gear a gear gizmo.
-- Picking a cool trailname.
-- How to harass hikers on the PCT-L.
-- How to get your name mentioned at thru hiker's campfire chats.
-- Trail ambushes and other resupply techniques.
-- Trailtown pillaging and sacking etiquette.
-- Dehydrated water and zero weight gear.
-- How to auction off your trail partners for fun and profit.
Etc., etc., etc.
I think this will be a very popular PowerPoint program with a standing room
only attendance. In fact, I think it will be the most popular program ever
offered at Trail Fest.
Thank you for your attention and participation at the 2008 PCTA Trail Fest.
Switchback, the Guest Speaker
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