[pct-l] PCTA Trail Fest Speaker Invitation
dsaufley at sprynet.com
dsaufley at sprynet.com
Sat Feb 10 11:57:27 CST 2007
You've simply outdone yourself this time! L-Rod
>From: Hiker97 at aol.com
>Sent: Feb 10, 2007 9:44 AM
>To: pct-l at mailman.backcountry.net
>Cc: carolwbruno at yahoo.com
>Subject: [pct-l] PCTA Trail Fest Speaker Invitation
>All this talk about the upcoming PCTA event got me thinking......again. I
>am now publicly volunteering to be on the program at the 2008 Trail Fest if it
>is at the Mission Inn in Riverside, CA. I want to be in Gallery Room again
>like the last time.
>The topic of my talk will be, "How to have maximum Goof Off on your PCT hike
>and other fun hiking things to do."
>Marketing hype: "Learn from the Trail Pirate, Switchback, the first person
>to declare for the PCT Yo-Yo-Yo. Learn from the inventor of SuperSecrets of
>Backpacking the trail tricks you need to know for a quality hike."
>Just a short list of presentation topics:
>-- How to maximize your trail angel encounter.
>-- Where are the best trailtown saloons and what to do.
>-- How to get your trail partner to carry more community gear than you do.
>-- Secrets on how to enhance your spittoon spitting techniques.
>-- How to win the Pancake Challenge.
>-- How to sleep with your gear when taking a Zero Day.
>-- How to find a gourmet cook trail partner.
>-- How to bust the chops of other hikers with your lighter gear.
>-- Slack packing when no one is around.
>-- How to set hiking records without setting them.
>-- Terminator female leadership types' defenses and countermeasures.
>-- How to talk and look like a backpacker without hiking.
>-- Arm chair hiking techniques and procedures.
>-- Mojave Red beer and other fine drinks for the trail.
>-- How to out gear a gear gizmo.
>-- Picking a cool trailname.
>-- How to harass hikers on the PCT-L.
>-- How to get your name mentioned at thru hiker's campfire chats.
>-- Trail ambushes and other resupply techniques.
>-- Trailtown pillaging and sacking etiquette.
>-- Dehydrated water and zero weight gear.
>-- How to auction off your trail partners for fun and profit.
>Etc., etc., etc.
>I think this will be a very popular PowerPoint program with a standing room
>only attendance. In fact, I think it will be the most popular program ever
>offered at Trail Fest.
>Thank you for your attention and participation at the 2008 PCTA Trail Fest.
>Switchback, the Guest Speaker
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