[pct-l] PCTA Trail Fest Speaker Invitation

[Hiker97 at aol.com]

_dsaufley at sprynet.com_ (mailto:dsaufley at sprynet.com)   writes:

You've  simply outdone yourself this time!  L-Rod
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To continue with  my PCTA 2008 Trail Fest seminar topics:
 
-- Romance and sex on the trail.  And other  embarrassing things you can do.
-- How to entertain yourself legally and illegally on  the trail. 
-- How to maximize your accomplishments and minimize  your hiking.
-- Leaving your co-workers in awe about your  hiking exploits.
-- How to fool other hikers on the trail and make them  like you.
-- How to give your trip briefings in Spanish and  English at the same time.
-- How to find sponsors that will grubstake you on your  hike.
-- X-rated trail journaling.
-- How to belittle and embarrass another hiker's  techniques and pace.
 
There are many more, but now you have a good idea of my  program in 2008.  I 
know it was an accidental oversight that I was left off  the 2007 roster of 
guest speakers at the Trail Fest banquet.  No hard  feelings.  Things like this 
happen and I do not hold any grudges.   Water off a duck's back as they say.
 
Thank you for your continued support and see you in 2008.  
 
Your pal, Switchback the Trail Pirate