[pct-l] One sheet of TP (Was: Spoon)

[Pam Bryant]

I thought this was so *funny*, but disgusting.
Happy 4th.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "AsABat" <AsABat at 4Jeffrey.Net>
To: "'pctl pctl'" <pct-l at mailman.backcountry.net>
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:03 PM
Subject: [pct-l] One sheet of TP (Was: Spoon)


> Save weight. You only need one sheet of TP per deposit. Here's how!
> 
> 1. Take a single sheet of TP. (Single ply weighs less.)
> 
> 2. Fold it in half, creasing the fold.
> 
> 3. Fold it in half a second time, making a small square, again creasing
> the fold.
> 
> 4. At the corner where the folds come together, tear off a tiny piece.
> IMPORTANT: Save this piece. You will need it later.
> 
> 5. Unfold the TP. You should have a small hole in the middle of the
> sheet.
> 
> 6. Insert your middle finger all the way through the hole.
> 
> 7. Wipe.
> 
> 8. Gather the TP around your finger and wipe your finger clean.
> 
> 9. Now take the tiny piece you tore off in step 4 and clean under your
> fingernail.
> 
> 10. Done!
> 
> AsABat