[pct-l] Bionic Water Integreation

[Hiker97 at aol.com]

_jdrows at comcast.net_ (mailto:jdrows at comcast.net)  writes:

How  recently did you escape the Borg mother ship or are you still "one of 
them"  JD
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Let's study this  comment.  I was "born" in 1947.  Now if you know your Close 
Encounters  history, that is a very important date.  Things start to come  
together.  Bionic Water Integration and sub atomic gear weight are child's  
play.  Sub atomic Cuben fabric tents, packs, and bivys are just the  beginning.  
 
Soon hikers  will want to add weight to their gear, so they do not blow away 
on the trail in  a wind.  They will become like kites if this keeps up.  I 
will be  hiking down the trail and see hikers blowing around in the sky with 
their arms  and legs flailing, "Get me down!", "Help, someone throw me some 
rocks.", "Throw  me a rope.".  I demand we  start reversing the trend of lighter 
gear weight for hiker  safety.  This is an outrage that everyone will have sub 5 
pound thru  hiker base pack weights and endanger of being blown off course on 
their  hike.  
 
In the meantime, I  will order my gear supplies Saturday for my experiments 
in Bionic Water  Integration.  There is only one small area I need to work out 
to make this  whole thing work properly.  I admit this might not be for 
everyone,  but anyone can certainly use the system easily.  Everyone is different on 
 how they like to carry gear.  No problem.  
 
This system  integrates the strongest parts of the body to offset the heavy 
weight of  water.  In fact, with a simple modification, you can easily have 
lots of  water for desert hikes --- you might be able to take a nice evening camp 
sponge  bath.  But you will probably make instead some nice cool lemonade to  
go along with your Jiffy Pop popcorn.
 
I think I will show this system at the April Kickoff at Lake Morena.  
Switchback the Hydrator
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