[pct-l] Female Terminator Seminars
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enyapjr at comcast.net
Thu May 24 04:42:31 CDT 2007
Switchback's post:
You know I have been picking on the Female Terminator Leadership Types for
several years now. And some of my best trail buddies are Terminators, so I
thought it would be only fair to help them with some topic suggestions for a
seminar at the next PCTA TrailFest or next year's April Kickoff or even the
ALDHA-West Gathering this fall.
Terminator seminar topics for hard core male hiker trash backpackers.
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Camp Chores
3. How To Fill An Ice Tray at Home
4. Parenting: It does not end at conception.
5. Get a Life --- Learn to Cook on the Trail and at Home
6. YOU -- The Weaker Sex Part One
7. Reasons to Give Flowers
8. How to Stay Awake After Sex
9. GARBAGE - Getting it to the curb.
10. You Can Really Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
11. The Morning Dilemma - If It Is Awake, Take a Shower
12. Romanticism - And Other Ideas Besides Sex
13. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works at Home and on the Trail
14. How to Not to Act Younger than Your Children
15. YOU -- The Weaker Sex Part Two
Yes, once again, your pal, Switchback, has come through for you. The
Terminators now have lots of time to put their seminars together.
Your pal, Switchback the Romantic
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Switchback, have they (the Terminators) asked you to stand in as a typical "hard core male hiker trash backpacker" example in their seminars?
If so, will you be the "before" or "after" example? Or will you be the "lost cause" example? ;-)
Happy trails!!!
Jim
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