[pct-l] Kickoff and Pirate Traps

[Hiker97]

The WagonMaster writes: Oh, and we need Switchback, the Trail Pirate, to stop setting booby traps on the trail up from the border to snare unsuspecting trail damsels! 
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Switchback replies: This is an outrage!  This is slander.  Harley riding Trail Pirates do not need to set damsel traps.  They come to him.  They seek him out.  They won't leave him alone.  Even Female Leadership Terminator types are not immune to the mountainman aura and he-man mystic.  The sound of the thundering, heart-stopping V-Twin coming down the trail cannot be resisted.  All humble apologies accepted.