[pct-l] The New Monte Dodge Bear Canister!

[Reinhold Metzger]

Greg,
Seems like a OSHA (Occupational Health and Safety Administration) designed fragmentation grenade.
There have been some concerns that our current fragmentation grenades, with the fuse controlled
by only a thin safety pin, do not meet OSHA minimum safety standards.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR THE MILITARY....IT WILL MAKE WAR MUCH SAFER AND BRING WARFARE INTO 
COMPLIANCE WITH  ''OSHA''  SAFETY STANDARDS.

Say Greg, I was wondering, does the manual indicate how long it will take to arm this OSHA 
designed grenade? 

JMT Reinhold


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Big Hummel wrote:
Monte has finally done it! Out thinking bears, engineers with big,  long 
titles, etc. and come up with a technology breaking design that is, well,  
incredible.  
 
>/From the instructions;
/"Release the handle by pulling down the strap and tightening the  fasteners.  
Press the button and remove the safety cap, then turn the knob  to unleash 
the spring and wind the excess slack onto the spool.  Loosen the  screws on the 
plate lid and insert the tabs into the slots.  Rotate  the control switch a 
quarter of a turn before lowering two levers.  Then  drop the main crank into a 
neutral position.  Be careful not to unscrew the  housing before engaging the 
catch.  Plug in and you're set to go.  If  smoke fills the tent, read the 
troubleshooting guide at the rear of this  manual."
 
Greg "Strider" Hummel
(tic, actually this is from the book by George Carlin, When Will Jesus  Bring 
the Pork Chops? With "tent" substituted for  "room")