[pct-l] PCT, ADZ, Dogs, AT, CDT, Heard, and Yellow Lunberjacks

[robo hiker]

ha ha ha too early to be laughing this hard. man i hope i run into all these comics on the trail!!


From: Jordan2ynp at aol.comDate: Sat, 1 Mar 2008 05:13:57 -0500To: pct-l at backcountry.netSubject: [pct-l] PCT, ADZ, Dogs, AT, CDT, Heard, and Yellow LunberjacksI have the solution to all our problems. 1) The "heard" of "gaggle"       - If you don't want to hike, stay, be near, talk to, or have anything to do with anybody while on the trail, stay away from them. Stealth camp and avoid the Trail Angel homes because people might be there.2) The ADZ       - Don't like it, don't go. If you do like it, go. If your issue is really included in #1, then you already got my advice.3) Crowed towns       - Too many people in town? Simple idea here, get your crap and go. Who needs a bed when you can be alone at your stealth camp. Better yet, bark, eat bark and you'll never need to go into town and give those businesses your business.4) The AT       - It's on the East Coast, I think it's east of the PCT? Can somebody double check.5) Dogs       - This is very simple. If you see a dog, eat it! They have protein and are a solid source of protein. Just avoid the eyes because cataracts might taste weird.6) Yellow Lumberjacks       - Stop doing Acid. This is a simple solution to a fun problem. Now that those issues have been resolved, can we please go back to hearing the dangers the Trail Pirate, Switchback poses to us new thru-hikersGood TimesIt's always good times when people take a deep breath and find the humor in life. After all, without laughter what would we be? Accountants?**************Ideas to please picky eaters. Watch video on AOL Living.(http://living.aol.com/video/how-to-please-your-picky-eater/rachel-campos-duffy/2050827?NCID=aolcmp00300000002598) 
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