[pct-l] A Modest Proposal For Herd Management
David Plotnikoff
david at emeraldlake.com
Sat Mar 1 15:18:15 CST 2008
Hello from a long-time list-lurker.
Regardless of how you feel about the ADZKO, I think most of us can
take one step back and agree on the validity of the underlying
problem: The adverse impact and stress the herd imposes on trail town
services, trail angels and the trail itself is hard to deny.
With that in mind, I would suggest that we set aside any calls for
cancelling, moving, rescheduling or otherwise messing with the ADZKO.
There is no need for such a drastic and divisive step. Instead, I
would offer a modest proposal: Economic sanctions to make the
thru-hikers manage their own itineraries. The fee structure would be
very simple, and the mechanism for administering it is already in
place and has been functioning for years.
When a potential hiker submits an application to the PCTA for a
thru-hike permit (ANY hike longer than 500 PCT miles) they shall be
assessed a modest fee. The Herd Overload Offset, Expensed Yearly fee
will be calculated on a sliding scale: Persons leaving the southern
monument on the third Saturday in April will be charged a top HOOEY
of $100. For each day of deviation from that date, the HOOEY will
decrease by $4. Thus someone leaving Campo 25 days before or after
the peak date would pay no HOOEY at all.
Brothers and sisters, are you with me so far?
The proceeds from the HOOEY fund would eventually be applied to
trail maintainance and acquisition of key right-of-way. But first it
would be directed to address the adverse impact the herd has on trail
towns. The long-suffering postmistress at Warner Springs could apply
to the HOOEY grants committee of the PCTA for a new storage trailer
to be on-site during the peak month. The owners of the Raccoon Saloon
in Wrightwood would be given a small grant to hire extra security to
handle the "Animal House" antics of the herd. (Don't dispute me. I
was there in '05 myself when the earth shook and grown men cried out
in terror.) Donna and Jeff Saufley would receive one of the largest
grants, covering daily truckloads of water, laundry detergent, a
Shiatsu massage therapist on call (for Donna, not you, you dolt!)
and several cases of premium wine. The Andersons will receive an
generous ongoing stipend for bulk taco salad ingredients and certain
herbal supplements as needed.
As someone who has been on the trail for nine years now, I am as
invested in the overall well-being of the trail - and the trail
community - as anyone. And it's with the most sincere intent that I
say to you, brothers and sisters:
It's time to go with the HOOEY. The trail we love depends on it.
David Plotnikoff
http://www.emeraldlake.com/pctguide/
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