[pct-l] humor: missing husband

[Tortoise]

Hiker Rick was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife 
was really angry.  She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift 
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 60 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD 
BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning, Rick got up early and went hiking.  When his wife woke up 
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in 
the middle of the driveway.

Confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, 
and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new.... BATHROOM SCALE.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.



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Tortoise

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