[pct-l] ''MEXICAN WATER''

[Reinhold Metzger]

That is right, I have to admit, he always offers.......the problem is he 
never delivers.

JMT Reinhold

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Switchback the trust worthy wrote:

I am the only one..........that offers 120% money back guaranteed......

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Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Wheeew,
> I don't care  I  LIKE  THEM  ALL !!!......especially after being on 
> the trail so long.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> So pour  me another Tequila.......M A R I A !!!!!
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> Wheeew wrote:
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> You will wind up in Miami with a bunch of  Jewish women !!!
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> Tortoise wrote:
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> I'll take 20 gallon......................
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> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> Jordan,  you got it !!!
>> Not only can you wind up in Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds, 
>> but you will be yodeling and singing and shouting  Ohhlee, all the 
>> way to Daytona instead of moaning and groaning all the way to Canada 
>> with Switchbacks inferior, discontinued, phase I dehydrated water.
>>
>> Thank you Switchback, for endorsing  MEXICAN  WATER.....I new you 
>> would see the advantages of  MEXICAN WATER over plain phase I 
>> dehydrated water.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold.....Ohhlee!!!
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>> Jordan wrote:
>> So let me get this straight, I can lighten up my pack and wind up in 
>> Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds on spring break?
>>
>> I'M  SOLD
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>> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>>> Don't believe a thing Switchback is saying, he is a admitted 
>>> scoundrel and sacker of innocent hikers.
>>> He will rob and steal from hikers for the pure enjoyment of stealing 
>>> and robing.
>>> He will promise you everything but deliver nothing.
>>> He always demands up front payment and then fails to deliver the goods.
>>>
>>> JMT Reinhold is the only authorized distributor of dehydrated water 
>>> and Phase II  MEXICAN WATER  and he alone can deliver the goods.
>>> Switchback is only after your money.
>>> He will take your money and run, for he has nothing to deliver.
>>>
>>> Place your order for MEXICAN  WATER now, with JMT Reinhold, to 
>>> assure delivery in time for the KO and make your thru hike a truly 
>>> pleasant adventure.
>>>
>>> JMT Reinhold
>>> Authorized distributor of Mexican Water
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>>>
>>> Switchback wrote:
>>>
>>> Mine is proven and has been demonstrated in front of hundreds of 
>>> hikers........
>>> Thru hikers may now safely plan  NOT  to carry any heavy water on 
>>> their thru hike.
>>> I can make your hiking water safely disappear into thin air--no 
>>> weight, no bother, no filtering, no water cashes, no overloaded packs.
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>>> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>>>> Hi gang,
>>>> I'm back....by popular demand, for a limited time only....to warn 
>>>> you of a Switchback trick to scam $1,400 from the KO organizers 
>>>> with his promise to demo dehydrated water at the KO, like he tried 
>>>> a couple years ago.....do not be fooled by that scoundrel.
>>>>
>>>> First of all, there is nothing new about dehydrated water....JMT 
>>>> Reinhold invented dehydrated water some time ago.
>>>> Second......I have since invented Phase II Dehydrated Water called  
>>>> ''MEXICAN  WATER.''
>>>> MEXICAN  WATER  is far superior to plain dehydrated water and comes 
>>>> in 3 refreshing flavors.....Margarita,  Tequila  and Montezuma's 
>>>> Revenge.
>>>> Just add water and you have instant, refreshing, thirst quenching 
>>>> MEXICAN WATER  vs  Switchback's plain, stale dehydrated water.
>>>> Also, MEXICAN WATER is calorie fortified  vs  none in plain 
>>>> dehydrated water
>>>> Therefore, since a hiker can satisfy his calorie needs by drinking 
>>>> lots of MEXICAN WATER, he can lighten his pack weight by 
>>>> eliminating  most or all his food and at the same time greatly 
>>>> reduce the risk of dehydration.
>>>>
>>>> Yes,  MEXICAN  WATER is truly a hikers dream come true.
>>>>
>>>> It also has been reported that hikers who drink  MEXICAN WATER  
>>>> appear to be happier campers, singing and yodeling while hiking and 
>>>> shouting  ''Ohhlee''  till the whee hours in the morning.
>>>>
>>>> Due to high demand place your order for  MEXICAN WATER   
>>>> immediately, to assure delivery in time for the  KO.
>>>>
>>>> REMEMBER.....Switchback is not an  authorized distributor.....place 
>>>> all your orders through  JMT Reinhold  to assure authentic MEXICAN 
>>>> WATER.
>>>>
>>>> JMT Reinhold
>>>> Authorized distributor of  MEXICAN WATER.......Ohhlee !!!
>>>>
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