[pct-l] Somehow it rang a chord

[jape1 at cox.net]

Little Red Riding Hood was skipping along the forest trail when she saw the the wolf crouched down behind a log.

'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'

Jumping up, the wolf ran away.

A while later,  Little Red saw the wolf again and this time he was partially hidden behind a bush.

'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'

And again, the wolf fled

A third time, down the road, Little Red spotted the wolf crouching down behind a boulder.

'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'

Jumping up, the wolf snarled, 'Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!'