[pct-l] You Just Can't Win Sometimes

[Hiker97]

Three backpacking women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married, and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation centered on hiking the PCT, but eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their personal lives.  After much discussion, they decided to surprise their trail partner men by engaging in some role-playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes.
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels.  I do not need to say more about what happened.  Wow!!"
The engaged backpacker woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance stop by my apartment to pick me up last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.  Wow, wow!!  Afterwards he wanted to move up our wedding date!"
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask."
"That must have been fantastic!" exclaimed the other two. "What happened?!"
"When my thru hiker husband, Grizzly, got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"
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Your pal, Switchback