[pct-l] Good luck patti (heavily armed & dangerous)
reinholdmetzger at cox.net
Tue Apr 14 13:48:01 CDT 2009
Good luck patti, enjoy your hike and watch out for the bears and Saber
But more than anything, look out for SWITCHBACK, the marauding trail
That scoundrel will rob you of everything in your possession.
He has been known to leave hikers with nothing but their "speedos."
I don't know if you wear speedos or not, but if you do I would suggest
you wear the ones made from smart wool to provide some form of
insulation and keep the vital parts warm.
I have been told the only protection against that marauding trail pirate
is cannon fire....so might want to carry a small canon a
sack of black powder and nine canon balls....keep it loaded at all time
and a match at the ready.
Your concerned trail companion
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