[pct-l] Trail Humor - From You Know Who...(JMT REINHOLD)

[Reinhold Metzger]

Say Switchback,
Coming to think of it, I must be a lesbian also...and proud of it.
Unfortunately some of our older list members must have gone  "STRAIGHT"  
for they no longer  want to talk or think about women and as a matter of 
fact get down right upset when you and I talk about hiker babes.
Boy, did they ever get upset with me for wearing that  "Sex 
Instructor...first lesson free" hat to the KO.
I guess it frustrates them to think about the good old days.

JMT Reinhold
Still dreaming about Catra
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hiker97 at aol.com wrote:
> An old PCT seasoned backpacker sits down in a diner and orders a cup 
> of coffee at a trail-town stop in Bishop, CA.  As he sips his coffee, 
> some beautiful local women sit down at the next table.
>  
> One of them turns to him and asks, "Are you a real backpacker??"
>  
> He replies, "Well, I spent most of my time, since my youth hiking. I 
> have done the Triple Crown and America Discovery Trail across the U.S. 
> I am now thru-hiking the John Muir Trail for the 20th time. So, I 
> guess you could say I am hiker trash. And proud of it."
>  
> She says, "Wow!! We are impressed!!"
>  
> "Well, we are lesbians!  We spend all our time thinking about 
> beautiful women. As soon as we get up in the morning, we think about 
> women. For example, when I shower, I think about women. When I watch 
> TV, I think about women. Seems like just about everything makes us 
> think of women. So, that's why we are lesbians."
>  
> The old hiker replies, "Well, to each their own. It‘s a free country."
>  
> A little while later the women get up to leave and say good-by to the 
> hiker.
>  
> Later, some other hikers wander into the diner.
>  
> As they sit down next to his table and one of them says, "Say bro, are 
> you
> a real backpacker?"
>  
> The old hiker replies, "Well, I thought I was but I just learned that 
> I'm a lesbian."