[pct-l] Boiled "Jack Daniels" Hiker Menu

[Reinhold Metzger]

Boil water???.....No way Stephen.....I have forgotten how to boil water 
long ago.
If we have to boil water, the price goes way up.
For $500 per day we will feed them  "Meals Ready To Eat"......if  it's 
good enough for the Marines......it should be good enough for hiker trash.
Say,.....I just thought of something.......if we boil the  "Jack 
Daniels"  instead of boiling the water, we could have hot  "Jack 
Daniels"  in the morning and hot  "Jack Daniels"  in the evening.
With a menu like that  we  would corner the   "Guided  Trekking  
Market"   and get premium rates on top.

JMT Reinhold
The  "Jack Daniels" chef
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Stephen wrote:
This is a really good idea! Though the requirements for being the temple 
scribe will be in part, at least for a couple weeks, painful. We'll have 
to get confirmation regarding Reinhold, but I am quite confident that 
with a little Jack Daniels and my little "Classic" Reinhold and myself 
should be able to perform the necessary procedure.
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Switchback wrote:/.....Yes, I am going to set the most supported PCT 
record. This is my // goal. But I would be glad to on the staff. I will 
be the official // chronicler and diarist. I will be the keeper of the 
parchment and // quill. Later I will make big bucks on a book.// //
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Stephen  wrote://..........Oh, of course. I should have known this. But 
it appears we may have //lost Switchback to his impulse to make a super 
supported thru hike// complete with soft chair and weight gain program. 
So if we can't // entice him to join our highly experienced staff I can 
probably // figure out how to boil water. // 
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Reinhold wrote//:
Yes,.....I agree.....//I think we should only accept good looking hiker 
babes.
I don't // feel like babysitting homely looking dudes.//
I don't know about you, but I like them with long shapely // 
legs.....that is strictly from a hiking point of view of course. // It 
has been my experience that hiker babes with long shapely legs // make 
far better hiking companions....aaahhh.....I mean better hikers. //

JMT Reinhold //
Your shapely legs loving trail companion
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// Stephen Adams wrote://
I'm in. And since we have reasonable time to correspond regarding // 
pricing, perhaps the first thing we should consider is client // 
criteria.//
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Reinhold w//rote://
This is Great News!!!......since Andy will not be guiding the// "High 
High Sierra Route Trek" perhaps Stephen and I can be the guides. //
Stephen and I have been criss-crossing the Sierra for many years // and 
off hand I can not think of anybody that knows the Sierra// better than 
Stephen and I// and since Stephen and I are "far" better looking than 
Andy, we// could demand a premium rate.....perhaps as high as $500/day.//
Hiker babes will not blink an eye to be guided through the// Sierra by 
handsome guides like Stephen and I. //
Perhaps we hire Switchback to be the cook.//
Yes, I can see the headlines already.......for a once in a lifetime// 
experience......."Experience the High Sierra" with Switchback, // JMT 
Reinhold and Stephen. //
I bet the phone will ring of the hook and we will be backlogged // for a 
year or two.//

 JMT Reinhold //
The most handsome guide of the Sierra////
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Marcia wrote:
If Skurka is guiding the Sierra High Route it¹s not going to be// next 
year as he is doing this: http://andrewskurka.com/AK10/index.php //From 
my November Adventure Mag Issue, page 54:  Thru-hike the// Sierra with 
Southern Yosemite Mountain Guides and Andrew Skurka,// on the 195 mile 
Sierra High Route. Price: $6,495, Length 26 days // (or $250 per day for 
7.5 miles per day). Limit 6 hikers. Steve // Roper, the SHR "route 
founder" says in his guide intro that he // really considered pros and 
cons before he wrote his guide; he// wanted the High Route to remain 
pristine. I hope a party of// eight  hikers camping every 7.5 miles, on 
average, treads // lightly. /