[pct-l] Good News ...about getting in shape for a hike

[bighummel at aol.com]

The power of the great Switchback's electro-magnetic curse has recently been studied by Nobel scientists (well, actually a couple dentists) and found it be so strong as suck the Sierra into the White Mtns, therein collapsing and crushing all of the eastern Sierran communities.?The LA Dept of Water and Power has been paying Switchback huge sums of money to get him to do this, so that ALL of the eastern Sierra water can be totally siphoned off to blood thirsty and water thirsty LA.?The press has not gotten?wind of this . . . yet.???


Greg

"Wise men find pleasure in water; the virtuous in mountains"
- Confucius-


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Sent: Thu, Oct 8, 2009 5:34 am
Subject: Re: Good News ...about getting in shape for a hike



Unsupported JMT Reinhold writes: -Say Switchback,?You better take along a couple of women to use as barter with the Indians to trade for "Horse Hair Blankets".? You will need those blankets in the Sierra that time of the year.?

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Switchback replies: I am worried that the Terminators will barter me off, since they probably have a reward out for me.

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Now that the Wagon Master has put a curse on me that I start earthquakes, I am worried that when I go back to Lone Pine later this month I might start another quake.? If there is a quake between October 22-26, then I will be in big trouble in the hiking/scientific community.? 

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There have been no quakes here in Las Vegas, but I think my power?only works over near the Sierras.?