[pct-l] Trail Humor - Old Backpacker

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Trail Dust was getting lonely after Grizzly ran off with a younger trail babe.  She decides to place an ad in the local trailtown paper.
 
"Husband wanted.  Must be a non-drinker, non-smoker, no knocking me around, no running around on me, and very virile.  Must apply in person."
 
Lots of suitors visit her cabin, but everyone of them had some deficit.
 
Then one day she hears the doorbell ring.  She goes to answer it, but to her dismay, she sees an old PCT backpacker with too many miles on his boots.  He is in a wheelchair and has graying hair.  Then she notices he has no arms or legs.
 
He says, "I am here to answer your ad."
 
Trail Dust says, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!

The old hiker smiles, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!, plus I do not drink or smoke anymore."

Trail Dust snorted, "You don't have any arms either!"

Again, the old hiker smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still very virile???"

The old PCT backpacker leaned back in his wheelchair with a big smile, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?
 
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.  Another trail zinger by Switchback.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ........... cough, cough, cough.

Trail Dust says, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!

The old hiker smiles, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!, plus I do not drink or smoke anymore."

Trail Dust snorted, "You don't have any arms either!"

Again, the old hiker smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still very virile???"

The old PCT backpacker leaned back in his wheelchair with a big smile, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?
 
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.  Another trail zinger by Switchback.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ........... cough, cough, cough.