[pct-l] Trail Humor - Trail Angel Support

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day at trail angel stop-over, let's call it Hiker Homestead, a bunch of dirty thru-hikers come walking in.  They had just come in off of Section D of the PCT.  It had been a hard grinding hike with a hot sun and even deep snow on parts of the trail.  They had faced everything to get to Hiker Homestead and the welcoming hostess.  Let's call her Thunder Bolt.

Thunder Bolt was famous for washing the clothes of ragged hikers coming in off the trail.  When she met this particular group she was amazed at the overwhelming smell.  It set a new record at Hiker Homestead for offensiveness.  The hikers were really hungry, so without delay she said she would whip up some her world famous hiker stew.  But first she asked that they at least change their underwear before coming to the patio table for the feast.

So without delay they took off to the nearby trailer.  Once inside they quickly discussed what to do to please the wonderful Thunder Bolt.  The solution was how hikers think after long on the trail.  Grizzly trade his underwear with Trail Blazer.  Splash traded his underwear with Gorp.  And Chung traded his with Jester.  But poor Switchback was not wearing any underwear, so he didn't get any vittles.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha .............Switchback comes through again with a zinger.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, cough, cough, cough .................
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