[pct-l] JMT Reinhold is going to Heaven

[Reinhold Metzger]

Say Switchback,
I just came back from Heaven....Sky Bum Heaven that is.
I skied last week in five feet of fresh powder on top of 400+ inches of 
prior powder with the JMT at my feet and Banner, Ritter and the Minarets 
looming in the background.
If that ain't Heaven,..........then it's the closest thing to it.
I'm so exited, I finally got to see Heaven...my future permanent home.

How do I know I will go to Heaven you ask?
I know because the Marine Corps told me so.
I distinctly remember the old  "GUNNY"  telling us..........."All 
Marines go to Heaven.....because they already served their time in Hell".
So there, that's how I know! ! !
Are you satisfied now???

I know, from the ranting and raving on the list, that some of our list 
members probably will not make it to Heaven.
I say......"DO  NOT  DESPAIR".....there is hope.....you can always join 
the USMC....if they'll take you.
Then you are guaranteed to go to Heaven, for you will have already 
served your time in Hell.

JMT Reinhold
Your Heaven bound trail companion