[pct-l] Trail Humor - The Little Backpacker

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day Grizzly and his bros are sitting in the trailtown saloon pulling down a few cold brews and hot pizza.  He gets a call on his cell phone.  After the call he relates a story about his son, Little Misdemeanor.

His son told him that a few days ago in school his teacher asked the class what their favorite animal was.  When Misdemeanor was asked he said, "Fried Chicken."  His teacher said that was not funny, but everyone in class laughed.

The teacher sent him to the principal's office.  He told the principal what had happen and he laughed too.  He said do not do that again.
 


The next day in class the teacher asked everyone what their favorite live animal was.  When it was his turn, Misdemeanor said it was chicken.  She asked him why, just like she'd asked the other children. So he told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent him back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told him not to do it again. 


 


And today the teacher asked the class to tell everyone what person they admired the most and why. 


 


When it was Little Misdemeanor's turn, he replied, "Colonel Sanders". 


 


Guess where he is now.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ......... choke, choke ........ burp.  Pardon.  Another outstanding super funny zinger from Switchback.