[pct-l] Trail Humor - Old Mexican

hiker97 at aol.com hiker97 at aol.com
Sun May 30 08:25:45 CDT 2010

It is a hot dusty day and a group thur-hikers walk into a trailtown saloon and sit down.  They loudly asked for shots of Jack Daniel's.

At the end of the bar is a little old Mexican man quietly sipping his tequila.

The thru-hikers chug their whiskey and slam their shot glasses down on the counter yelling, "TGIF!!"

The old Mexican slams his empty glass down and yells, "SPIT!!"

The thru-hikers looked over at him and noticed that the Mexican is now ordering another shot of tequila.

So, not to be out done, they order another round of Jack's and again slam their empty glasses down yelling, "TGIF!!"

Again the Mexican slams his glass down after consuming the contents and yells, "SPIT!!"

This went on for a while, while the bartender stood there. Finally annoyed by it, the bartender asked one of the thru-hikers, "Say partner, do you folks know what TGIF means?"

The hiker replies, "Sure we do.  It means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday'.  We have not been on the trail that long, buddy."  

And then the bartender goes down to the other end of the bar to the Mexican and says, "Senior, so what does SPIT mean?"

 The old Mexican slowly looks up at him and replies ......... "Stupid Pendejos, It's Thursday!"

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ........ cough, cough, burp, ....... pardon.  Once again, Siwtchback comes through with another trail zinger.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ..................................

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