[pct-l] Hiker maturity comes at a high price

[Reinhold Metzger]

NO, NO, NO,  Switchback,
I do not wish to be shot and killed by a jealous husband/boyfriend at 
age 105
I prefer to die in the arms of a lovely young maiden somewhere along the 
JMT at age 125.

JMT Reinhold
Your shy misunderstood trail companion
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On 10/23/2010 8:13 AM, hiker97 at aol.com wrote:
>
> Hula-Snow Bunny Reinhold writes: That is right Switchback....You  
> won't  get much for me from the Indian Braves...maybe one blanket.  
> Now the Indian Squaws, they will pay a premium for me...  The girls 
> always seemed to appreciate me more than the guys.  They always liked 
> me and were real nice to me.
> I really never could understand why the husbands and boyfriends never 
> liked me and always thought I was a bad influence on their women.  It 
> is not my fault that the women like me....is it?
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> Switchback replies: By the way, I have the exclusive MOU from the PCTA 
> to capture and auction off any backpackers along the PCT.   It thins 
> out the herd.  This is why L-Rod likes me so much.
> Let me see if I have this straight.  It seems your wish is to be shot 
> and killed by a jealous husband/boyfriend when you are about 105.  
> That is in 35 years.  That is too long for you to cause mischief 
> and gigoloing along the trail.  I now publicly announce a bounty for 
> your capture.  You will be auctioned to an Indian tribe as their 
> mascot and low-life gofer.  You will be beaten with sticks when you 
> get out of line by the pretty Indian maidens.