[pct-l] One last joke..

[Melanie Clarke]

Saved the best for last!

On Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 5:53 PM, Randy Forsland <hikertrsh at gmail.com> wrote:

> Switchback had worked hard his whole life....
> Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
> Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week
> and
> gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
> After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
> door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
> Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas
> party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00.'
> 'Great', says Switchback, 'After six months out here I'm ready to meet some
> local folks. Thank you.'
> As Lars is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you, Gonna be some drinkin'.'
> Not a problem,' says Switchback. ' I can drink with the best of 'em.'
> Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More'n' likely gonna be some
> fightin' too.'
> 'Well, I get along with people, but if I need to, I can go toe to toe with
> anyone. I'll be there. Thanks again.'
> 'More'n likely gonna be some wild sex, too,'
> 'Now that's really not a problem,' says Switchback, warming to the idea.
> I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.' 'By the way,
> what should I wear?'
> 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
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