[pct-l] The KO...hiker support

[Reinhold Metzger]

On 3/8/2011 10:54 AM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Yes Wagon Master,
> I will batten down the hatches and make sure all the donuts are 
> secured when Switchback arrives.
>
> And yes Master Switchback, to support the KO this year I will, like 
> always, take good care of all the women at the KO....I like that job 
> the best....it seems I am best suited for that job....it comes with 
> experience, but you probably don't know what I am talking about.
> Besides, somebody has to do the hard work.
> You, like always can do the easy job of scrubbing the pots and pans 
> and eating the leftover donuts.
>
> I'm glad you reminded me about the  ''Sex Instructor Cap"....I  was 
> such a hit with the women at the KO, they would just follow me everywhere.
> Of course the guys were all mad at me and complaining that I was 
> hording all the women.
> I always seem to have that problem....the girls always seem to like 
> me....it's the husbands, boyfriends and mothers that don't seem to 
> like me....they always seem to think I am a bad influence on their women.
> I never could understand that.
> It is not my fault that women like me,  is it Switchback?
>
> THOSE  GUYS  ARE  JUST  JEALOUS....THAT'S  ALL!!!!!!!
>
> JMT Reinhold
> The  'Instructor"
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> On 3/8/2011 7:38 AM, bighummel at aol.com wrote:
>> Now there's a great idea.  "Hey, servant!  Run down to registration 
>> and tell them that Switchback is about to arrive and to batten down 
>> the hatches!"
>>
>> /Greg Hummel/
>>
>> */Those three little words/*
>> */Never said enough/*
>> */By themselves, never enough/*
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: hiker97 at aol.com
>> To: reinholdmetzger at cox.net; pct-l at backcountry.net; 
>> Bighummel at aol.com; melaniekclarke at gmail.com; 
>> peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com; Tortoise73 at charter.net; 
>> steeleye at wildblue.net; losthiker at sisqtel.net; montedodge at msn.com; 
>> lostonthecrest at hotmail.com
>> Sent: Tue, Mar 8, 2011 5:34 am
>> Subject: Re: [pct-l] Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society
>>
>> Scrawny Snow Bunny Reinhold writes:  You are going to see guys 
>> dressed like pirates...girls wearing Victoria's Secret undies...guys 
>> wearing ''Sex Instructor" caps and all kind of folks diving into 
>> dumpster's....and then there is ''Big Hummel'' he is the strangest 
>> cat of all, he is so tall he has a tendency to get his head tangled 
>> up in overhead utility lines....yes Sir, you are going to see all 
>> kind of strange cats at the ''Gathering".  Every time I attend the 
>> ''Gathering" I have that distinct feeling that I am the only normal 
>> person at the ''Gathering''
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>> Switchback replies: There is nothing wrong with the Wagon Master.  He 
>> is a geologist.  He is rock hound.  This explains a lot of things.  
>> Anyone who get excited over rocks can easily get excited over the 
>> April Kickoff.
>> Now about you being the only normal person at the Kickoff.  Anyone 
>> who wears a baseball cap that says, "Sex Instructor, first lesson 
>> free" is supposed to be normal?  I want to know what you are going to 
>> do this year to support the hikers.  What are you going to do to 
>> support the April Kickoff?  I think you should be the Wagon Master's 
>> gofer.  You walk behind the Wagon Master and do his bidding.  He is 
>> very busy at the Kickoff and needs a flunkie.  Your ball cap will 
>> say, "Your Obident Servant".
>>
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