[pct-l] Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Delusional Reinhold writes: I'm glad you reminded me about the  ''Sex Instructor Cap"....I  was such a hit with the women at the KO, they would just follow me everywhere.  Of course the guys were all mad at me and complaining that I was hoarding all the women.  I always seem to have that problem....the girls always seem to like me....it's the husbands, boyfriends and mothers that don't seem to like me....they always seem to think I am a bad influence on their women.  I never could understand that.  It is not my fault that women like me,  is it Switchback?  THOSE  GUYS  ARE  JUST  JEALOUS....THAT'S  ALL!!!!!!!
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Switchback replies: You have got it all wrong.  What you hear at the Kickoff each year is not the women yelling, "We like you!"  They are yelling, We spite you!"  It was the same back in the old days on the trail, when the last Ice Age glaciers were retreating.  And when I first met you.  I remember you could not go near an Indian encampment without the women throwing rocks and sticks at you.  Every time John Muir would run into me on the trail, he would ask if Reinhold still had his scalp.  I would tell him that your scalp was the only thing that filled you out.  The rest was pitifully scrawny.  Not even a good meal for a marmot.








-----Original Message-----
From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
To: bighummel at aol.com
Cc: hiker97 at aol.com; pct-l at backcountry.net; melaniekclarke at gmail.com; peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com; Tortoise73 at charter.net; steeleye at wildblue.net; losthiker at sisqtel.net; montedodge at msn.com; lostonthecrest at hotmail.com
Sent: Tue, Mar 8, 2011 10:54 am
Subject: Re: [pct-l] Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society


Yes Wagon Master,
I will batten down the hatches and make sure all the donuts are secured when Switchback arrives.

And yes Master Switchback, to support the KO this year I will, like always, take good care of all the women at the KO....I like that job the best....it seems I am best suited for that job....it comes with experience, but you probably don't know what I am talking about. 
Besides, somebody has to do the hard work.
You, like always can do the easy job of scrubbing the pots and pans and eating the leftover donuts.

I'm glad you reminded me about the  ''Sex Instructor Cap"....I  was such a hit with the women at the KO, they would just follow me everywhere.
Of course the guys were all mad at me and complaining that I was hording all the women.
I always seem to have that problem....the girls always seem to like me....it's the husbands, boyfriends and mothers that don't seem to like me....they always seem to think I am a bad influence on their women.
I never could understand that.
It is not my fault that women like me,  is it Switchback?

THOSE  GUYS  ARE  JUST  JEALOUS....THAT'S  ALL!!!!!!!

JMT Reinhold
The  'Instructor"
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On 3/8/2011 7:38 AM, bighummel at aol.com wrote: 
Now there's a great idea.  "Hey, servant!  Run down to registration and tell them that Switchback is about to arrive and to batten down the hatches!"


Greg Hummel


Those three little words
Never said enough
By themselves, never enough



-----Original Message-----
From: hiker97 at aol.com
To: reinholdmetzger at cox.net; pct-l at backcountry.net; Bighummel at aol.com; melaniekclarke at gmail.com; peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com; Tortoise73 at charter.net; steeleye at wildblue.net; losthiker at sisqtel.net; montedodge at msn.com; lostonthecrest at hotmail.com
Sent: Tue, Mar 8, 2011 5:34 am
Subject: Re: [pct-l] Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society


Scrawny Snow Bunny Reinhold writes:  You are going to see guys dressed like pirates...girls wearing Victoria's Secret undies...guys wearing ''Sex Instructor" caps and all kind of folks diving into dumpster's....and then there is ''Big Hummel'' he is the strangest cat of all, he is so tall he has a tendency to get his head tangled up in overhead utility lines....yes Sir, you are going to see all kind of strange cats at the ''Gathering".  Every time I attend the ''Gathering" I have that distinct feeling that I am the only normal person at the ''Gathering''
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Switchback replies: There is nothing wrong with the Wagon Master.  He is a geologist.  He is rock hound.  This explains a lot of things.  Anyone who get excited over rocks can easily get excited over the April Kickoff.  
 
Now about you being the only normal person at the Kickoff.  Anyone who wears a baseball cap that says, "Sex Instructor, first lesson free" is supposed to be normal?  I want to know what you are going to do this year to support the hikers.  What are you going to do to support the April Kickoff?  I think you should be the Wagon Master's gofer.  You walk behind the Wagon Master and do his bidding.  He is very busy at the Kickoff and needs a flunkie.  Your ball cap will say, "Your Obident Servant".