[pct-l] Carrying weapons

[Reinhold Metzger]

On 11/12/2011 4:09 AM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Heather,
> Thank you for your vote of confidence.
> Yes, I have been told, on more than one occasion, that my insight and 
> collective wisdom is without equal.
> Again, thank you for your vote of confidence.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> President, Collective Wisdom Institute
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> Heather wrote:
> Wow, so many of you have provided great insight on the whole gun 
> issue........
> .......I love the collective wisdom on this forum:)
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> Reinhold wrote:
>> Kellie, a little gun will not stop a grizz or lion....you need 
>> something with more stopping power.
>>
>> A  ''BAZOOKA''  is much more effective against bears or grizzlies.
>>
>> Another option, with much stopping power, is a front loading ''CANNON''.
>> Bring at least 10 cannon balls and a large sack of black powder.
>> Keep the cannon loaded at all times and matches at the ready.
>>
>> Now, with a  ''FLAME THROWER''  you will have the most feared 
>> infantry weapon at your disposal.
>> Nobody, and I mean nobody, including bears or Switchback want to get 
>> hit by a flame thrower.
>> The other good thing about the flame thrower....you will not need to 
>> carry a stove, fuel, or pots and pans because the flame thrower will 
>> instantly BBQ anything you hit.
>> You may, however, want to carry a five gallon fire extinguisher to 
>> extinguish any forest fires you might accidentally start.
>>
>> So, if you see Switchback running through the bushes with his rear 
>> end on fire, you will know you hit the
>> "BULLS EYE''.
>> Although, Switchback is hard to miss, he has a rather good 
>> sized...aahh...uuhh...''BULLS EYE''.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> The weapons expert
>>
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