[pct-l] When I Get Old...thruing the PCT in style

[Reinhold Metzger]

Aaawww....COME  ON   SWITCHBACK....DON'T  BE  THAT  WAY!!!

Just because I did not select you as a  "Float Carrier"  for my 
historic, record shattering, "One & Only Way"  to thru the PCT in style, 
does not mean I don't love you anymore.
Remember, that was way back in 2009 and since Elevator has not been 
around for some time you can replace Elevator as my No.1 up front float 
carrier....besides, you are more handsome and much sturdier
and robust than Elevator and will make a far more impressive float carrier.

SO  THERE....DOES  THAT  MAKE  YOU  FEEL  BETTER  NOW???

JMT Reinhold
Your hard to the core trail companion
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Switchback replies:
This is a joke.....I have laid claim for a potential Most Supported PCT 
Tru-Hike for many years.........
If you do not cease with these slanderous advertisements, I will contact 
my attorney, Dowy, Cheatum,
and Howe.
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> On 4/16/2009 10:21 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> Mags, You got it all wrong!!!
>> "MY WAY"...."THE JMT REINHOLD WAY" aka "THE CLEOPATRA WAY"....NOT 
>> YOUR WAY, is the only way to thru the PCT in style...."ON A FLOAT", 
>> carried by four big, sturdy float carriers like Big Hummel,
>> AsABat, Elevator and Meadow Ed, and two fan girls, one on each side 
>> of the float, preferable good looking hiker babes like L-Rod & Yogi, 
>> fanning me with palm fans to keep me cool and keep the flies and 
>> mosquitoes away and trumpet blowers leading the way to alert the 
>> "hiker trash" to step aside and bow as my float goes by.
>> Of course I will be consuming vast quantities of gourmet food, 
>> drinking the best of wines and munching grapes as my float keeps 
>> moving on down the trail.
>> If Mags bows, as my float goes by, I may toss him some grapes.
>>
>> I must get in contact with Big Hummel, AsABat, Elevator and Meadow Ed 
>> immediately to arrange for them to be my float carriers and L-Rod and 
>> Yogi to be my fan girls.
>> Yes, this will be so neat,....this is the only way to thru the PCT in 
>> style.
>> I am so exited about this I can barely wait for the KO.
>>
>> I just love roughing it in the wilderness!!!
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> Your hard to the core trail companion
>>
>>
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