[pct-l] safety precautions for campers

[giniajim]

This is a hoot.  Never heard of Mad Libs before, but sounds like a ton of 
fun.

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Sent: Saturday, January 07, 2012 10:41 PM
Subject: [pct-l] safety precautions for campers


> My daughters and I were doing Mad Libs recently (remembers those?). I 
> think
> not only relate to hiking, but also to what to do if you see Journey on 
> the
> trail.
>
> SAFETY PRECAUTIONS FOR CAMPERS
>
> Attention, all campers! Just a few weeks ago you were a miserable EYEBALL,
> living in the YUMMY city with your PRETTY parents. But a few weeks at Camp
> OONA LOONA GOOGLE will turn you into a self-reliant, fearless FLUTE. But,
> you must learn to exist in the wild.
>
> Rule One: If you catch a TABLE and make a fire to cook it, always remember
> to pour WINE on the fire when you're through. Smokey the DOG always says,
> "OH MY GOSH!"
>
> Rule Two: Do not go more than ZERO yards away from the trail. If you get
> lost, remember that TEETH always grow on the north side of a JUMP ROPE. If
> you have a compass, the needle will always point toward DISNEYLAND. If you
> run into a bear, do not give it COOKIES. Just be calm and climb a SNAKE. 
> If
> you follow these rules, you can live very SLOWLY in the woods.
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