[pct-l] Public Announcement - Trike Rides at 2013 Kickoff

[hiker97 at aol.com]

The WagonMaster wrote: This is the Wagonmaster and this is a forward announcement that no bullhorns or circus balloons will be allowed at the kickoff in our 15th year. The trail pirate, Switchback is herein notified (jk).
-----------------------------------------
Switchback replies: This is an outrage.  I was planning on surprise balloon rides over the trail for the 15th anniversary Kickoff.  We were going to have bullhorns up in the balloon basket.  We would yell down to hikers on the trail, "Hey, it looks pretty hot and tough down there.  We are running out of ice for our drinks up here.  Anyone got some extra ice with them?"  

This is obvious a matter for my attorney's Dowey, Cheatum, and Howe.