[pct-l] PCT Whiskey

[hiker97 at aol.com]

A hardcore PCT backpackercomes into a trailtown to unwind from banging along the trail.  He walks into a saloon and walks up to thebar.  The pretty young lady comes over totake his order.  He asks for a shot ofJack Daniel whiskey.
 
Down the bar is a small oldMexican man quietly drinking.

The hiker chugs the shot and slammed the shot glass down on the counter andyells loudly, “TGIF”.

The Mexican then orders another shot and chugs it and slams his glass down andyells,”SPIT”.

The hiker looks at him and once again orders another shot, slams it down andyells again, “TGIF”.  Once again the oldman orders another shot of whiskey too and slams his shot glass down afterconsuming it and yells out, “SPIT!”.

This went on for a while, and the bartender stood there and watched them.Finally annoyed by it, the bartender asked the hiker, “Ya know, just checkin,but do you know what TGIF means???”

The hiker replies, “Why sure I do.  Itmeans Thank Goodness It’s Friday.”

And then the bartender went up to the Mexican man and said, "Okay, so whatdoes SPIT mean?”  
 
The Mexican man replied, “Stupidpendejo, it's Thursday!”
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I thank you.

Your obedient servant and trail rapscallion,

Switchback the Trail Pirate