[pct-l] Emergency Public Announcement

[Reinhold Metzger]

[pct-l] Emergency Public Announcement

Say Switchback,
When I get hit by that dreadful "W.O.R.K." virus, what works even
better for me is the "Best-Energy-Enhancing-Recreation" serum,
abbreviate B.E.E.R.
It really seems to work wonders to flush that dreadful "W.O.R.K."
virus out of my system and make me feel more energetic and jovial.
The other good thing about "B.E.E.R." serum, it that you do not
need a prescription and is sold in all trail town saloons.
It comes in individual cans but you can also buy it in six packs
or by the case.
I usually buy it by the case to insure that I am never out of that
miraculous "B.E.E.R." serum when that dreadful "W.O.R.K." virus strikes.

JMT Reinhold
Your trail companion and firm believer in virus protection.
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Switchback wrote:

As hardcore backpackers we need to be constantly on the alert for
hiking dangers.
After all Mother Nature is a hard teacher.
A reoccurring virus has been recently identified that is especially
important to hikers.  Periodically it has an outbreak and you must
be on guard at all times.
  
This virus is called Wicked-Overload-Recreational- Killer.
This is serious stuff and should not be taken lightly.
The virus or W.O.R.K. should be avoided a all cost.
It saps your hiking and goof-off energy and time.
  
One example is easy to spot if you are a male.
Just notice anytime you are goofing-off or planning to go hiking,
who is giving you the evil eye.
Who is not happy that you are not expending your energy and time
for their benefit?
The so called "unproductive male" is very vulnerable to this virus
attack by certain members of our community, who will go nameless.
  
One cure is to go down to the local trail town saloon for a healthy
visit --- an all nighter.
You must not let your hard won trail reputation and trail lore go
to waste.
There you can purchase Work-Isolator-and-Neutralizer-Extractor.
This is very good.  And it comes in many flavors and goes great with
your hiking friends at the saloon.
Continue to take W.I.N.E. until all W.O.R.K. has been flushed from
your system.

Your obedient servant and trail knave,

Switchback the Trail Pirate