[pct-l] On The Trail To Long

[Reinhold Metzger]

Yes Switchback,
I had a reputation among the Neanderthal gals...but not for muttering.
However, I do have a tendency to mutter to myself on the trail.
Sometimes, while hiking the JMT, I find myself muttering:
What am I doing here?
Where am I?...am I on the JMT or on the PCT?...or am I on the CDT or the AT?
Let's see now, am I supposed to be going north or south?
Am I lost?...NEVER...I am never lost.
Not me,...not JMT Reinhold.

I know where I am...I am somewhere on the North American Continent.
I just don't know exactly where.

But I'm NEVER lost...not me...not JMT Reinhold

JMT Reinhold
Your "NEVER" lost trail companion
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Switchback wrote:
You also got to be a "In Your Dreams Hiker" out there too.......
You had a reputation back then of being delusional and known among the
Neanderthal gals as "He Who Mutters To Himself".
This all makes sense to me now.
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JMT Reinhold wrote:
Say Switchback,
I am not at all worried or concerned about getting stuck in an elevator
with
a gorgeous woman.

As a matter of fact I would love it and the longer we would be stuck in
that
elevator, the better.

What I am, however, concerned and worried about is getting stuck in a
campground, on the PCT, in the middle of nowhere, with a bunch of "ON THE
TRAIL TO LONG" hiker babes."

"ON THE TRAIL TO LONG" hiker babes have always been chasing me....that is
how I got to be a speed hiker.

So far I have managed to out run them, but I am afraid that as I slow down,
as I get older, sooner or later them "ON THE TRAIL TO LONG" hiker babes
will catch me and have their way with me....that is making me nervous.

JMT Reinhold
Your nervous trail companion
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Switchback wrote:

One day Trail Dust and her husband, Grizzly, were in the big city
shopping all day.
It was getting dinnertime and they saw a Hooter's in the shopping center.
They had not been to one before, but thought it would be a good place to
eat.
They parked out front and went inside.
A very attractive woman escorted them to their table.
They sat down and ordered their meal and drinks from another very lovely
woman.
After sitting there a while and looking around at all the striking women,
Trail Dust asks Grizzly which server he would like to be stuck in an
elevator with.
Grizzly's husband danger light went on --- he was born at night, but not
last night.
"Well darling, you know I am old, tired, and have to go the bathroom a lot.
So I would pick the one who could fix the elevator."

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