[pct-l] PCT..."My Way"...The JMT Reinhold Way

[Reinhold Metzger]

Say Timothy,
If you want to "thru" the PCT in style, read the below 4/18/2009 posts.

Let's see,.....Strider, AaAbad, and Elevator are no longer with us so maybe
Scott, Yoshi, and Switchback can substitute for Strider, AaAbad, and 
Elevator.
I can always count on Andrea, Donna and yogi to be my fan girls.
TRUMPET  BLOWERS....I need trumped blower volunteers.

Diane said I was hallucinating back in 2009.
I may very well be hallucinating while I'm writing this, all bandaged up,
taking pain pills 6 x day and drinking Margaritas to ease the pain.

Some folks say I do some of my "BEST" thinking when I'm drinking.

JMT Reinhold
Your spiritual...hick, I mean spirits loving...hick, I mean 
spirited...hick, pain suppressing trail companion....hick
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5.  On 4/18/2009......Reinhold wrote:
Diane,
Yes, I am hallucinating....to much wine always does that to me.
As far as eating corn pasta 3X day...it's for "Hiker Trash" and not a 
suitable
menu for those thruing the PCT 1st class on a float.
And yes, 20 lb is way to heavy...Mags needs to learn how to pack light.
I mean 20 lb is enough to break a camels back....you can not possibly enjoy
your hike hauling that kind of load.

Mags, wise up, hauling a 20 lb pack is a thing of the past....it's for 
sweaty,
groaning "Hiker Trash" who can not possibly enjoy their hike.......they are
just cranking miles, not enjoying their hike.
Thruing the PCT on a float is a far more enjoyable and superior way and like
I said, if you bow as my float goes by I will toss you some grapes, and 
if you
smile I may even toss you a bottle of wine to wash the caravan dust out of
your throat.
I just can not see how you can possibly enjoy the wilderness your way.

"My Way"...the "JMT Reinhold - Cleopatra Way" is the only way to thru the
PCT in style and thoroughly enjoy the wilderness, munching grapes and
drinking wine under a shade canopy on the backs of Strider, AsABat,
Elevator and Meadow Ed.

BTW  Mags, do you prefer red grapes or white grapes?

JMT Reinhold
You hard to the core trail companion
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4. Mags wrote:
You are obviously a gram counting weenie. You cannot truly enjoy
backpacking if you do not have the appropriate gear from Really Expensive
Outdoor Store.
I suggest buying a titanium espresso maker to make your gear up to the
acceptable standard.

Remember, don't HYOH...HMHDI!

PS. Bow down for grapes???...Not when I pack in 10 lbs of pork loin on 
skis.
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3. Diane wrote:
If you are not eating corn pasta for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you're 
doing
it ALL WRONG!
You will collapse on the trail and die a horrible death

And Mags, your pack is way to heavy. 20 pounds? For crying out loud!
You're going to collapse on the trail and die a horible death.

Reinhold is hallucinating again.
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2. Reinhold wrote:
Mags, You got it all wrong!!!
"MY WAY"...."THE JMT REINHOLD WAY" aka "THE CLEOPATRA WAY"....NOT
YOUR WAY, is the only way to thru the PCT in style...."ON A FLOAT", carried
by four big, sturdy float carriers like Strider, AsABat, Elevator and 
Meadow Ed,
and two fan girls, one on each side of the float, preferable good 
looking hiker
babes like L-Rod & Yogi, fanning me with palm fans to keep me cool and keep
the flies and mosquitoes away and trumpet blowers leading the way to alert
the "hiker trash" to step aside and bow as my float goes by.
Of course I will be consuming vast quantities of gourmet food, drinking the
best of wines and munching grapes as my float keeps moving on down the 
trail.
If Mags bows, as my float goes by, I may toss him some grapes.

I must get in contact with Strider, AsABat, Elevator & Meadow Ed 
immediately
to arrange for them to be my float carriers and L-Rod & Yogi to be my 
fan girls.
Yes, this will be so neat,....this is the only way to thru the PCT in 
style.
I am so exited about this I can barely wait for the KO.

I just love roughing it in the wilderness!!!

JMT Reinhold
Your hard to the core trail companion -------------------------------------
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1. Mags wrote:
So, I summed up the real philosophy of hiking:

HIKE MY HIKE - DAMN IT
The one, true, correct and absolute way to hike,

Why? Because all other ways are wrong.
http://www.pmags.com/joomla/pdf/hike-my-hike-damn-it.pdf

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