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<DIV>One day three men were hiking along and came upon a raging, violent<FONT
size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>river. They needed to get to the other side, but had
no idea of how to do it.
<P>The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength
to</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>cross this river." Poof! God gave him
big arms and strong legs and he</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT
size=2>was</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>able to swim across the river
in about two hours.</P>
<P>Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give
me</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>the strength and ability to cross
this river." Poof! God gave him a</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT
size=2>rowboat</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>and he was able to row
across the river in about one hour.</P>
<P>The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so
he</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>also prayed to God saying, "Please
God, give me the strength, ability</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT
size=2>and</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>intelligence to cross this
river." </FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=2>And Poof! God turned him into a</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT
size=2>woman.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT size=2>He looked at the map, then
in 10 minutes walked across the downstream bridge around the bend in the
river.</FONT><FONT size=3> </FONT></P>
<P>---------------------------</P>
<P>Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.................cough, cough, cough.
Pardon.</P>
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