Thank you for the vivid and humorous description Chris! "Survival of the fittest" takes on a whole other meaning in "un-civilization" doesn't it???<br><br>Wheeew<br><br><b><i>cvano@tmail.com</i></b> wrote:<blockquote class="replbq" style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"> So I did a face plant Friday and landed inside a Starbucks. Not hard to <br>do in Washington. Anyway, as I was already there I decided to make it <br>my annual visit and get a Pepppermint Mocha which is only available this <br>time of year. There was a woman in front of me, you know the type, <br>drove an SUV, white jacket with faux fur, blond, skin tight jeans faded <br>just ever so, christmas socks, clanky jewlery. She ordered this drink. <br>I had to ask the barista 4 times what she ordered so I could write it <br>down. You know, the barista, the girl that makes the coffee, 19, pink <br>hair, several tattoos with a ring in her nose and a diamond
in her lip. <br>Anyway, I have to share this drink. Double decaf, non-fat, half soy, <br>140 degree, upside down, no foam, caramel macchiato. WTF is that? The <br>barista didn't bat an eye. I looked at this woman like she was from <br>Mars. She stuck her nose in the air at me. Must have been my wiskers. <br>But white wiskers and a big belly are in style this time of year! Maybe <br>its cause I wasn't wearing a red jacket. Anyway, when I ordered a cup <br>of perculated Folgers with milk from a moo cow, the barista looked at me <br>like I was from Mars. I couldn't decide who was sexier, this woman in <br>the SUV, the barista, or the three trannies at the first table. Well, <br>they didn't have my coffee! So I ordered my large (got several funny <br>looks) peppermint mocha. 'Whipped?' 'Huh?' 'You want whipped?' 'Uh, <br>no thanks. I'm not into pain' Got my drink for only $7.00 plus tip and <br>drank it in the truck. Hey, wanna hike over to the Starbucks?
I know <br>how to order a cup of coffee there!<br><br>Beyond this point<br>There be dragons...<br><br>Chris ~ S/V Drifter<br>Anacortes, WA. ~~~_/) ~~~<br>_______________________________________________<br>Pct-l mailing list<br>Pct-l@backcountry.net<br>To unsubscribe or change list options (digest, etc):<br>http://mailman.backcountry.net/mailman/listinfo/pct-l<br></blockquote><br><p> 
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