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Yes, Reinhold, I have no doubt you have moronic disorder. However, I'm
pretty sure the cure in your case is not an option. That's because in
addition to moronic disorder I believe you also have a very advanced
case of mountain fever, also known as mountain madness. There is no
known cure for this malady, but the condition can be much alleviated
with regular and frequent trips to the high country. You can keep the
mountain madness in check this way, but sadly the moronic disorder will
only get worse over time. Lord help us all.<br>
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Greg<br>
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Reinhold Metzger wrote:
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<pre wrap="">GREG WROTE:
I bet we'd find a lot of strange anomalies among the distance hiking
community.
None of us are anywhere near normal....especially that REINHOLD guy,
he is the most abnormal of the bunch.
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REINHOLD RESPONDS:
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<pre wrap="">Greg, you are right....my sanity has been questioned on more than one
occasion.
Like Brian once told me....''Reinhold, some folks don't understand us,
they just don't understand the crazy things we do....but we crazy
ones, we understand each other.''
Unless you are one of the crazy ones you are not capable of
understanding what we crazy, abnormal ones are capable of doing on a
moon-lit summer night.
When you hear wolf-like howling and blood-curdling screams you will
know the crazy, abnormal ones are out prowling the trails tonight, so
keep your tents zipped and your women close by your side, for we
crazy, abnormal ones are not far out of sight.
Mercy we show none and you, my friend, may be the next one.
The above abnormal behavior is probably the result of to many nights
at high altitude resulting in oxygen deprivation of the brain which
gives rise to a condition known in medical circles as ''Moronic
Disorder.''
Frequently associated with long distance hiking......can be fatal if
left untreated.
Seek medical treatment immediately.
Only known cure,...complete abstention from hiking.
JMT Reinhold
Dr. of Moronic Disorders
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