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face="Comic Sans MS">The local trailtown</FONT> <FONT
face="Comic Sans MS">saloon keeper, Turk, sees his old thru hiker friend,
Rusty Knees, and his hiking bros</FONT> <FONT
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face="Comic Sans MS">Now Rusty Knees is an 80-year old seasoned hiker with over
40 years of hiking experience. He had lost his wife, Trail Dust, a year
before. Turk knew that rumor had it that Rusty had sent for "mail
order</FONT>" <FONT
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face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT size=3>Being a good friend, Turk asked Rusty if
the rumor was true. Rusty assured him that it was. The saloon keeper then
asked Rusty the age of his new bride to be. Rusty proudly said, "She'll
be 21 in November."</FONT> </FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN
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face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT size=3>Now Turk, being the wise man that he was,
could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an
80-year old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy he
tactfully suggested that Rusty should consider getting a hired hand to help
him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Rusty
thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
afternoon.<BR><BR></FONT><FONT size=3>About 4 months later, Rusty comes
into the saloon again. </FONT></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
size=3>"How's the new wife?", asks Turk. <BR><BR>Rusty Knees proudly says, "Good
- she's pregnant."<BR><BR></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>The saloon
keeper is happy that his sage advice had worked out and continued, "And
how's the hired hand?" <BR> <BR>Without hesitating, Rusty said,
"She's pregnant too." <BR></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR><I><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000000 size=3>Moral of the story; Don't ever
underestimate us old geezer backpackers.</FONT></I></SPAN></SPAN><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=3> <BR></FONT></DIV></DIV></FONT><BR><BR><BR><DIV><FONT style="color: black; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px">Start the year off right. <A title="http://body.aol.com/fitness/winter-exercise?NCID=aolcmp00300000002489" href="http://body.aol.com/fitness/winter-exercise?NCID=aolcmp00300000002489" target="_blank">Easy ways to stay in shape</A> in the new year. </FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>