<div>Time to lighten up..........</div>
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<div>Three men were hiking the PCT through a forest in the North Cascades when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:</div>
<p>"God, please give me the strength to cross the river." </p>
<p>Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.</p>
<p>After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river." </p>
<p>Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.</p>
<p>Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." </p>
<p>Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked two hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.</p>
<p>PCT MOM..........:)</p>