[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Craig Stanton]

Now Reinhold I must object. I am considering the kilt option, being  
of open mind and brave soul I think the benefits maybe worth the less  
than orthodox approach to male unbifucated garments. I'm not one to  
take advantage of the situation though. I may let some one share a  
snickers bar with me, I may even let them cook me some dinner, but  
I'll be darned if they're going to be discovering my hairy legs.

I'm putting in a write in vote

(X)  With a kilt, everyday is free-ball-Friday!




On 3/04/2007, at 4:14 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:

> Switchback wrote.........Hikers in kilts?..........This is nasty  
> and goes
> beyond the bounds of  civilized behavior.  I hope this trend goes  
> away.
> ----------------------------------------------
>
> Switchback,
> I'm glad you are with me on this.
> Kilts on the PCT?..........Outrageous!!!............we must put a  
> stop to
> this immediately!!!
> Being a normal red blooded good old boy,  although some may  
> question if in
> fact I am normal,  besides the scenic grandeur of the wilderness  
> one of the
> thinks I always enjoy about backpacking is the sight of shapely  
> girly hikers
> bouncing down the trail. Thru hiking really seems to develop
> the...uhh...girly parts on girls.
>
> It's funny to watch the guy's reactions when they meet up with  
> girls on the
> trail.                                               
> Hhhiii.........can I
> help you set up your tent?
> Uuuhhh......would like a bite of my Sniker bar?
> You know, the usual mating ritual.
> Can you imagine the bewilderment of thru hikers running into some  
> guys in
> kilts, after several month on the trail and after going through all  
> the
> mating ritual discover those hairy legs petruding from the kilts?
> They will question their own sanity, thinking they have been on the  
> trail to
> long.
>
> This is cruel and must be stopped.
> Kilts must be banned on the PCT or must be ankle length.
>
>                  I  SAY  LETS  PUT  IT  TO  A  VOTE  AT  THE  KICKOFF
>
> Since not everybody will be at the Kickoff use the included  
> absentee ballot
> by checking the appropriate box and return it to  SWITCHBACK  the  
> Registrar
> of voters.
>
> (   )  BAN  KILTS  ON  THE  PCT
>
> (   )  KILTS  MUST  BE  ANKLE  LENGTH
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Ban the kilt advocate
>
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