[pct-l] ''Urgent medical alert''

[Reinhold Metzger]

I can see from the recent posts regarding ''The Whitney tram & PCT paving''
that many of my hiking buddies are suffering from a disorder I described in
my March 27 post.

Seek treatment immediately before it is to late.

JMT Reinhold
Dr. of hiking disorders

----- Original Message -----
From: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
To: <pct-l at mailman.backcountry.net>
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:55 PM
Subject: PCT paving almost underway! ''Urgent medical alert''



> MORONS.......I AM SURROUNDED BY MORONS.......probably the result of too
many
> nights at high altitude resulting in oxygen deprivation which in turn
causes
> brain cells to die which in turn gives rise to a condition known in
medical
> circles as  MORONIC DISORDER  very frequently associated with long
distance
> hiking.
> Can be fatal if left untreated.
> Only known cure....total abstentian of hiking.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Dr. of Moronic Disorders
>