[pct-l] Mexican water

[Reinhold Metzger]

Don't be fooled by Switchback and his dehydrated water.
Dehydrated water was invented by the renowned Dr. Reinhold, who has 
since invented phase two dehydrated water, called ''MEXICAN  WATER'', 
which is far superior to plain dehydrated water.
Mexican Water comes in 3 flavors, Margarita, Tequila, and Montezuma's 
Revenge and is calorie fortified  vs  none in plain dehydrated water.
Since Mexican Water is calorie fortified, hikers could go on a liquid 
diet and not need a stove, fuel, pots & pans or a bear canister.
All the hiker has to do is select his favorite flavor, add water and 
enjoy a delicious calorie fortified drink or meal.
It has been reported that hikers powered by Mexican Water are happier 
and more jovial campers, yodeling and shouting
Ooohhhleee!!!......until late at night.

JMT Reinhold