[pct-l] [at-l] Attention Pack Sniffers

[Mike Cunningham]

That comes at no extra charge if there is rain or snow.
 
hm

--- On Mon, 11/9/09, JJJ <jplynch at crosslink.net> wrote:


From: JJJ <jplynch at crosslink.net>
Subject: Re: [at-l] Attention Pack Sniffers
To: "Mike Cunningham" <hikermiker at yahoo.com>, "AT List" <at-l at backcountry.net>, "pct list" <pct-l at backcountry.net>
Date: Monday, November 9, 2009, 11:08 AM


 


That's quite an offer.  Would you charge extra to roll around in the mud with the pack on?  

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Mike Cunningham 
To: AT List ; pct list 
Sent: Monday, November 09, 2009 11:02 AM
Subject: [at-l] Attention Pack Sniffers






Packsniffer: 

  

You know who you are. You have a problem. You have all of this neat gear & it has never been used! 

Well, I have a solution for you. Send me your pack & I will use it, then send it back to you & if you ever actually go on a hike, you will no longer have a new pack that everyone will comment on, but used equipment that will fit in with everyone else’s equipment. You supply the pack, I will put my stuff in it. 

  

You pay postage both ways. The following rates apply. 

  

Normal lunchtime walk: About 1 ½ miles, half along the Norwalk River & about ¼ mile off pavement. $2 

Other lunchtime hike: Entirely on trail, about 1 mile, 3 hills and a nice little pond  $4. 

Weekend Dayhike: 5 or more miles $8. 

Weekend Day Hike: 10 or more miles, $15 

Weekend Day hike: 15 or more  miles, $20 

Weekend backpack: 10 or more miles: $25 

Weekend Backpack: 20 or more miles: $35 

Any of these weekend hikes on the Appalachian Trail, add $5. 

Any of these hikes in rain or snow add $10. 

  

Oh, you have a tent that’s never been used either? I will set it up in my back yard for $5, each additional night $1. If you want me to actually sleep in it additional $5 per night. Not responsible for damage from the neighborhood deer, raccoons, possums, skunks, squirrels, or feral cats. 

Send your money order to the Hikermiker Retirement Fund 





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